YOURMAMMY.COM

It's all about your mammy!

Don't like it?
Your mammy!

   

Good Ol' Timey Song About Your Mammy
(With "Uncle Charlie" in the Audience)

 

Liza Sings About Your Mammy


 

 

They Named A Color After Your Mammy!

 

Devo Slaps Your Mammy Down Again and Again

 

 

"Your Mommy" Tries to Get Two Punks
to Scold on Their Mammies

 

 

Jimmy Reads A letter From Your Mammy


 

 

Lil' Guy Tells It Like It is — About Your Mammy!

 

Jiffy and Sheila enter into a mammy scolding match so close that Theothelos the Cat must step in to officiate, opening up an interdimensional portal through which a comet crash-lands, destroying most of North America, making Jiffy faint.

The Scolding Match

Complimentary Your Mammy Battle

 


 

 

The History of Your Mammy

 

Will Smith and Jasmine Guy Scoldin' on Each Other's Mammies

 

 

Batman and Superman Mammy Scoldin'

(Salty Language)

 

Luke Skywalker and The Emperor Lay It Down on Their Mammies

 

 

 

Sonic and Dr. Eggman Rip Off Luke and The Emperor

 

 

Little Five-Year-Old Brother Cracks on Your Mammy

 

 

Little Brother Still Crackin' on Your Mammy at Six

 

 

Mr. T Sings About Your Mammy

 

 

 

Kennedy Sings Trash About Your Mammy

 

 

The Scissor Sisters Sing About Taking Your Mammy Out

 

 

 

Emo Boy Talks About Your Mammy

 

 

 

Tanya Tucker Asks The Eternal Question:
"What's Your Mammy's Name?"

 

 

Hot Stylz Raps Old School Style on Your Mammy's Mustache



 

 

Girls Get It From They Mammies

 

 

9 Out of 10 Rappers Agree: Girls Get It From They Mammy

 


 

Nicole Scherzinger Got It From Her Mammy

 

 

Mother's Day Reverse Psychology Scolding on Your Mammy

 

 

See Dick and Jane Scold on Each Other's Mammies

 

Would You Wash Your Mammy? I Would.

 

 

 

There are Lots of Dead Mammies

Dead Mammy 01

Dead Mammy #2

Dead Mammy 2

Dead Mammy #3

Dead Mammy 3

 

Even Dawgs Have Mammies


Dawg Mammy

 

Cats Have Mammies Too

Cat Mammy

Some Dawgs Really Love Their Mammies



Mammy Dawgs Get Special Food

 
   
 

ONLY THE CHOICEST "YOUR MAMMY" JOKES

 

Your mammy so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."

 

Your mammy so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

 

Your mammy so poor, she chase garbage trucks with a shopping cart.

 

Your mammy so fat, she have to iron her drawers on the driveway.

 

Your mammy so dumb, she lick food stamps for dinner.

 

Your mammy so fat, she got her own zip code.

 

Your mammy so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

 

Your mammy so fat, she have to get weighed at the cattle yard.

 

Your mammy so fat, she had her senior picture taken by Google Earth.

 

Your mammy so fat, when she went to the beach, Jacques Cousteau tried to drag her back out to sea.

 

Your mammy so fat, she straps on U Haul mirrors to wipe her butt.

 

Your mammy so fat, she gave blood, and gravy came out.

 

Your mammy so fat, USA For Africa made a song about her called "You Are The World."

 

Your mammy so fat, it took Homeland Security two weeks to search her at the airport.

 

Your mammy so fat, the highway patrol stopped her for passing a weigh station.

 

Your mammy so fat, she gets the group rate at Disney World.

 

Your mammy so dumb, when she heard it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon.

 

Your mammy so fat, when you stand next to her butt crack, you hear the ocean.

 

Your mammy so dumb, she thought O'Jays was a cereal.

 

Your mammy so dumb, she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

 

Your mammy so dumb, when The Three Stooges come on, she take notes.

 

Your mammy so ugly, when she go to the beauty parlor they give her a quote.

 

Your mammy so ugly, your daddy take her to work so he won't have to kiss her goodbye.

 

Your mammy so fat, the airport picks her up on radar.

 

Your mammy so old, I asked her to act her age and she died.

 

Your mammy so old, her social security number is 1.

 

Your mammy so old, when she started school they didn't have history class.

 

Your mammy so greasy, Greenpeace tried to clean her up.

 

Your mammy so nasty, the fish market asked her to leave.

 

Your mammy so ugly, she went to the zoo and people tried to feed her.

 

Your mammy so dumb, she saw a "wet floor" sign and took a pee.

 

Your mammy so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

 

Your mammy so nasty, when your daddy asked her to take out the garbage she left the house.

 

Your mammy so fat, when she heard about the Super Bowl, she took a spoon.

 

Your mammy so nasty, when she played in the sandbox, the cat came along and buried her.

 

Your mammy so fat, she goes to the beach and the tide never goes out.

 

Your mammy so fat, her clothes are designed by Barnum and Bailey.

 

Your mammy so dumb, she thought Rice Chex was food stamps for Chinese people.

 

Your mammy so nasty, she laid out in her yard and got a ticket for dumping.

 

Your mammy so poor, she eat pork n' beans without the pork n'.

 

Your mammy so po', she can't afford the "or."

 

Your mammy is so dumb, she thought Fritos was pickled pig's feet at no charge.

 

Your mammy so dumb, she thought a gene pool is where you swim with your Levis on.